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Come hither, human scum, and view Things I Like.

durnesque-esque:

imamadhattre:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

I started off scrolling down quickly because I’m not really into fanfiction, but then I read the whole thing and I want to applaud

Apprehensively watched this last night and was stunned. Excellent. 

"I know a slaughterhouse when I see one…"

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dragonheartedrabbit:

"Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

"All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

"I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?

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9rimes:

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.

go to Settings 
go to General 
go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
open your notes or a messages i dont  fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
highlight the emoji and select Speak
listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer” 
sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

shutupandenjoytheshow:

When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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hervacationh0me:

I just walked into a spider web and did all the moves to transform into a power ranger

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claudiaboleyn:

lifeofawannabehobbit:

OK. So Children’s Place were selling Guardians of the Galaxy t-shirts for boys… and left Gamora out of the ugly-ass t-shirt design because she’s a female character and this “shirt in particular is a boy’s shirt.”

THIS. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, PEOPLE.

(via: http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2014/08/guardians-of-the-galaxy-t-shirt-leaves-off-gamora/)

We all know that’s bull because the girls’ shirts are always covered in male characters. Apparently having a female character on merchandise would accidentally give young girls and women the false impression that they matter too. And we can’t have that, now, can we? 

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unshaped:

so cute but heartbreaking at the same time

(Source: your-deity-keykey)

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warblebee:

devoureth:

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.

Rock on, Gracie Lou.

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jimmyneuteredtron:

fangartist:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

alienaelizabeth:

drunkaster:

harrys so cute i want 7

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its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)

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allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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thatfunnyblog:

 

kid cudi is my favorite

I love how old Black people call it “the show” when talking about going to see a movie in theaters.

(Source: niallzkilam)

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schnaeffchen:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

hopeinrecovery:

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME

OK this whole gif thing is starting to get out of control.

(Source: seoulsister)

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senseis:

me as a bug

(Source: humanshifter)

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