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tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

April 21, 2014 With 34,965 notes × PERMALINK

The suit and I are one.

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April 21, 2014 With 8,742 notes × PERMALINK

nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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(Source: anarchistpizzahut)

April 21, 2014 With 653,058 notes × PERMALINK

duneekah:

the internet’s ship name for James and Lily may be Jily

but deep in my soul I know that Remus, Sirius, and Peter called them ‘Lames’

April 10, 2014 With 18,450 notes × PERMALINK
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lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well
indicablu:

BALLS
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bitterandvulgar:

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

WHY AM I SCREAMING

(Source: gabbietaughtme)

April 10, 2014 With 24,184 notes × PERMALINK

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

(Source: kazoofunk)

April 10, 2014 With 335,224 notes × PERMALINK

mydraco:

everytime I’m at a book shop and I see a book that I already have I want to buy it again

April 10, 2014 With 3,497 notes × PERMALINK

morningfawn:

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April 10, 2014 With 68,955 notes × PERMALINK
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bumble-babe:

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youarenotyou:

covenesque:

Cold blooded lol

o m g

perfection

why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends.

(Source: michaelsocha)

April 10, 2014 With 53,792 notes × PERMALINK

wessasaurus-rex:

1nflatable-hammers:

Thought I’d give this a go.

I’ll take twenty of these 

April 10, 2014 With 91,991 notes × PERMALINK

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(Source: casfallsinlove)

April 10, 2014 With 12,229 notes × PERMALINK
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