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amy-ambrosio:

Jourdan Dunn, Wireless Festival, London 06,07-2014.

she looks like such a bamf i love

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

September 18, 2014 With 119,037 notes × PERMALINK

impossiblefandoms:

smartass-fallen-angel:

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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And last but not least…

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OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

It got so much better

This is life

(Source: 10doctorxrosetyler)

September 12, 2014 With 319,209 notes × PERMALINK

mellifluous-morning:

well at least i never need to worry about anyone dating me based on looks

September 12, 2014 With 8 notes × PERMALINK

night-tiger:

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

I have a poison necklace!!

(Source: samandriel)

September 12, 2014 With 123,925 notes × PERMALINK

awkwardlara:

i was expecting this to end in death and sadness and now i’m pleasantly surprised that was adorable

(Source: iraffiruse)

September 12, 2014 With 453,687 notes × PERMALINK

mattharv666:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

September 12, 2014 With 147,198 notes × PERMALINK

indigoire:

fukuzawayumi-archive:

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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You son of a bitch. 

September 12, 2014 With 62,355 notes × PERMALINK

prince-kel:

🔞

September 12, 2014 With 927 notes × PERMALINK
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theghostofyourliess:


Men’s Rights Activists

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

September 12, 2014 With 38,877 notes × PERMALINK

durnesque-esque:

imamadhattre:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

I started off scrolling down quickly because I’m not really into fanfiction, but then I read the whole thing and I want to applaud

Apprehensively watched this last night and was stunned. Excellent. 

"I know a slaughterhouse when I see one…"

August 23, 2014 With 127,471 notes × PERMALINK

dragonheartedrabbit:

"Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

"All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

"I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?

August 23, 2014 With 45,919 notes × PERMALINK
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